Aerial Envy

((Did I ever mention that I like video games?))

"Dear Cryptic Studios and NCSoft,

Can u give us the engine you doodz coded for flying?
Itz so awesum and sexy and stuff.

Plz?

We'll giev u lots of monies.

<3,
-ShinY Entertainment"

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"Dear ShinY,

Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....no.

Stfu.

Kthx.

Bai,
-Cryptic & NCSoft"

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I am quite sure that this, my friends, is the true reason why The Matrix: Path of Neo, despite being made up of mostly pure undulterated awesomeness, still lacks any sort of level in which you are able to fly.

City of Heroes for the win...