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Friday, November 18, 2005

Flipped out so hard I fell off my chair

----- Original Message -----
From: "Maxwell Knight"
To: "Midnight"
Sent: Friday, November 18, 2005 2:14 AM
Subject: Re: Advertising?

Dear Operative Midnight,

Unfortunately I am not currently in a position to adequately answer your enquiry.

It is for this reason that I recommend you contact the Neurocam representative stationed in your immediate geographic locale--Clyde Citrine.

You may reach him at the following e-mail address:

clyde.citrine@neurocam.com

Regards,

Maxwell Knight
Head, Human Resources Security Division
Neurocam International
maxwell.knight@neurocam.com
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What...the...HELL!?

Neurocam representative?

Clyde Citrine?

My immediate geographic locale?!?!!

If that means what I think it means.......oh my god.

There's someone from Neurocam actually stationed in LA?!

I'm going to go compose myself a bit--maybe take a cold shower or two--and then I'll e-mail this guy.

3 Comments:

Blogger Hamish said...

You can make anything seem really quite dramatic. I enjoy reading it.

8:54 AM  
Blogger Hamish said...

But now I want to know who my representative is.

8:55 AM  
Blogger American Guy said...

Of course, there's always the chance that you'll write to this guy, develop a relationship with him, and eventually find out that he is actually you.

Kind of a fight club kinda thing.

4:33 AM  

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